zerp

What is the best exchange to buy and sell zerps?

Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin."

Dude 2: "Nah, fuck a drink, lets just zerp in the shade."

Dude 1: "Aight, let's fade."

Zerp is the most zerp thing i ever zerped zerpen zerp zerp zerpedy fucking zerp.

1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ...captain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...

"you're being a zerp"

"ew what a zerp"

"shut up zerp"

Zombies don't have herpes! They have zerpes!

"I've actually stopped thinking about zerps altogether"